Bio:
What do you get when you mix the old school punk rock blarington with some hard heavy viral sounds to peel off your face?? Warts.
What happens when a band unites with a sole purpose in mind to irritate, annoy and be as offensive as possible? Warts.
And what happens when members of different Sling Slang Records artists (Sugarfist, FLU, and Normal) join forces??? Warts.
Featuring Commander Tom Blisters on guitar (currently of JamSquad and formerly of Normal and Sugarfist) Johnny " The Wad" Cakes on vocalz (currently of Sugarfist and Dr. Cakes), Aaron the Green Lantern on Bass (currently of Flu) and Chris Burton on drumz (Currently of Sugarfist).
Warts are generally small, rough, cauliflower-like tumours, typically on hands and feet. Warts are common, and are caused by a viral infection. They typically disappear after a few months but can last for years and can recur. Certain types of warts can be contagious. So pure and awesome a design.
What Are They? Some sort of evil like small bumps of hardened skin, annoying and ugly. They can show up anywhere on the body, but you'll usually find them on your hands, feet, face and penis. Kids get them more often than adults do - but some kids never get any warts at all. Warts don't usually hurt but they can look pretty nasty. Ever wonder what they might sound like? You can get warts by catching a certain virus - just like catching a cold or the flu. This wart virus shows up in moist places on your skin - like small cuts or scratches around your hands or feet. Or on the corners of your mouth, or ohhh please on your nose and eyelids. You can pick up the virus very easily by touching a towel or face cloth that someone with a wart has used. Or just even breathing. And sometimes people also get them by sleeping with dirty prostitutes and having multiple partners. They can also spread if you keep scratching them or snip them and save them.
Oh those warts are in the mail... they're on the way.
